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Bio PicEirik Gumeny is the author of the Exponential Apocalypse series. His short fiction can be found all over the internet and in various anthologies, and he has contributed to Cracked.com and The New York Times. He is an avid fan of both Shakespeare and fart jokes.

Eirik was born with cystic fibrosis and was kind of disgusting to be around for a while. In 2014, he received a double lung transplant and may have briefly died. He got better.

Born in the suburban sprawl of northeastern New Jersey, he currently lives in Albuquerque, New Mexico, where he regularly has to fight giant atomic ants with a flamethrower. Email him by clicking here.

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Store-crossed 2.0

Some of you may recall that, like, two years ago? I wrote a short story called “Store-crossed” that took place in the early days of the Exponential Apocalypse universe. Well, …

Pledge Drive 2016

So, first off, the biopsy for that mysterious spot was finally scheduled … for the first week of next year. <sarcasm>Hooray for paying the entirety of the deductible immediately! </sarcasm> …