It’s that time of year again, folks: the stockings are hung, the lights are lit, the accounts are itemized and balanced – and it turns out we’re still broke and …
yo, who the f is this?
Eirik Gumeny is the author of the Exponential Apocalypse series. His short fiction can be found all over the internet and in various anthologies, and he has contributed to Cracked and The New York Times. He is an avid fan of both Shakespeare and fart jokes.
Eirik was born with cystic fibrosis and was kind of disgusting to be around for a while. In 2014, he received a double lung transplant and may have briefly died. He got better.
Born in the suburban sprawl of northeastern New Jersey, he currently lives in Albuquerque, New Mexico, where he regularly has to fight giant atomic ants with a flamethrower. Email him by clicking here.