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Eirik Gumeny is the author of the Exponential Apocalypse series. His short fiction can be found all over the internet and in various anthologies, and he has contributed to Cracked and The New York Times. He is an avid fan of both Shakespeare and fart jokes.

Eirik was born with cystic fibrosis and was kind of disgusting to be around for a while. In 2014, he received a double lung transplant and may have briefly died. He got better.

Born in the suburban sprawl of northeastern New Jersey, he currently lives in Albuquerque, New Mexico, where he regularly has to fight giant atomic ants with a flamethrower. Email him by clicking here.

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Who’s got two thumbs and was featured in the Member Spotlight section of Dollar Shave Club’s monthly Bathroom Minutes? This guy! (You probably can’t see it but I’m pointing at …