My answer includes the following:
You know how, when you were a kid, you kept all your toys in one box? And sometimes you pulled out a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, but he was missing a head, so you just jammed He-Man’s head on there because why not, and then you gave him a laser rifle and had him fight a bendable Rowdy Roddy Piper and a herd of plastic, not-to-scale dinosaurs? That’s my brain.
Mental problems. And coffee.
Plus at least four other full paragraphs. It’s illuminating, unless, of course, you wanted an actual answer.