Blah blah blah angry turkeys, a holiday built on genocide and homicidal consumerism, tryptophan… Look, I had a whole thing planned, but then it got late and I couldn’t find a bunch of old files I thought I had, and then I went to bed, and then I woke up and watched an hour of NBC commercials presented as a parade, and then I remembered there was a Mystery Science Theater 3000 Turkey Day marathon streaming today and I kind of stopped caring.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!