I’m Practically Giving It Away!

In fact, I am! Use the Rafflecopter widget below for a chance to win a brand-spanking-new, autographed paperback of Revenge-aroni. Or all four Exponential Apocalypse books! Or a whole bunch of other stuff. Honestly, I’ve been bilking Vistaprint for free shit for so long that there’s a really good chance you’re going to win something. Probably a magnet. I have lots of magnets.

Go to the widget right under this paragraph and log in with either your Facebook account or your email, then click the dropdown for each entry and hit the Enter! button. That’s it! Super easy. Click away!

a Rafflecopter giveaway

I have never received a spam email or anything from Rafflecopter and I have every reason to assume you won’t either. They don’t collect any information except your name and email, and you can totally lie for both of those if you want. Although, I mean, if you lie for your email, you can’t know you won, so maybe don’t do that.

And, look, here’s some of what you can win!

A Pile of Free Crap

Event ends April 1, when Revenge-aroni is released. Winners will be notified soon thereafter.