I Have No Idea What Time It Is
Look, I know Daylight Savings Time was created with the best of intentions, but isn’t it time we knocked that shit off? We have ELECTRICITY now. Any time can be …
Freedom’s Just Another Word for Pulling Poop From Your Dog’s Mouth
It occurred to me the other day that I never officially stated — off Twitter anyway — that I escaped from the hospital unscathed. Well, I did. I seem to …
Newest Chapbook is Out Now!
My newest chapbook of flash fiction, Storybook Romance, is now available from Red Bird Chapbooks! 36 pages of hand-sewn prose, including the previously published pieces “Storybook Romance,” “Last Exit in …
Coming Soon
Today is Tuesday. I started this post last Thursday, shortly after going to the dentist and finding out I needed two fillings. Not for the normal “you do know what …