Happy Thanksgiving
Blah blah blah angry turkeys, a holiday built on genocide and homicidal consumerism, tryptophan… Look, I had a whole thing planned, but then it got late and I couldn’t find …
History Lesson: Thanksgiving, Part II
Why Do We Eat Turkey? Of all the myriad animals in the world, why do we ritualistically genocide turkeys each November? Why not cows? Or gazelles? Or poor people? The …