The More You Know
Over the last few days, I have been informed by several nurses and others in the know, via comments and one hilariously subject-lined email, that the reason my pubes were …
Further Thoughts on Being a Real-Life Frankenstein
A couple months ago, in the throes of anxiety attacks and a failing respiratory system, I wrote an article for Cracked.com about what it was like to be waiting indefinitely …
Happy Hallowreading
I know you’re all anxiously awaiting the end of the day, when you can get drunk and steal children’s candy without shame — that’s how you Halloween, right? — but …
The Lion, the Witch, and the Werewolf, Part Seven: I Told You This Would End Badly
Toby held Brian by the throat, dangling him a foot off the ground. Brian kicked and clawed at the other werewolf’s wrists, but he was proving to be far more …
The Lion, the Witch, and the Werewolf, Part Six: The Redhead’s Mine
The battle had been going on for nearly ten minutes. Almost everyone was dead — or, for two of them, boning in some bushes down the street. Corpses and parts …