You’re Giving My Explosives to Calendar Man?!
In which I talk about my writing (eligible!), my health (questionable!), and generally pretend the year is ending tomorrow.
Too Many Monkeys
A thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters may or may not give you Shakespeare, but they’ll definitely give you me.
Falling Off the Back of a Dragon
In which I once again learn a little bit about life, and the questionable necessity of fighting demon-kings, from a video game.
Another Year Older
For my birthday this year, please allow me to regale with the story of my life, as told in brief anecdotes and random factoids.
Bad Brains
Turns out brains – and headaches, more specifically – aren’t something anyone knows fuck-all about.