A New Home for the Gnomes
“Gnome-pocalypse” has found a new home, in with the misfits and tapirs and homicidal ATMS of Rooster Republic Press’s Tall Tales with Short Cocks, Vol. 4. This latest volume of …
Happy Thanksgiving
Blah blah blah angry turkeys, a holiday built on genocide and homicidal consumerism, tryptophan… Look, I had a whole thing planned, but then it got late and I couldn’t find …
I Have No Idea What Time It Is
Look, I know Daylight Savings Time was created with the best of intentions, but isn’t it time we knocked that shit off? We have ELECTRICITY now. Any time can be …
Freedom’s Just Another Word for Pulling Poop From Your Dog’s Mouth
It occurred to me the other day that I never officially stated — off Twitter anyway — that I escaped from the hospital unscathed. Well, I did. I seem to …
Liebster “Award”
A week or so ago, I was nominated for a Liebster Award by one Sawney Hatton, author of Dead Size and White Space & Other Stories. Having read his blog …