Part Five: Rosa Loses a Shoe
The couple scooted away from the approaching gnomes, a couple inches, until their backs were pressed up against the turned-over hutch. With a look and a nod, they shoved the …
Part Four: Rapacious Anthropomorphs
Hunkered down in their furniture fort – and with only minor burns from Calvin’s ill-fated toaster fork-launcher attempt – Rosa and Calvin paused from swatting at the pint-size predators invading …
Part Three: Gnomes Out Here Too
Calvin and Rosa raced across the living room, the death throes of the cat still ringing in their ears, desperate to put another wall between them and the encroaching picnic …
Part Two: Why Are They All… Broken?
“What in the heck…?” Calvin muttered, staring through the glass storm door at the scene beyond. “What is it?” asked Rosa. “It’s… gnomes.” “OK, Mr. Funny Guy,” she replied, rolling …
Part One: You’re a Plastic Pumpkin
Calvin stuck his hand into the plastic jack-o’-lantern, the appendage lost up to the wrist in two giant-size bags’ worth of bite-size Snickers and Reese’s. He pulled out a peanut …