Further Thoughts on Being a Real-Life Frankenstein
A couple months ago, in the throes of anxiety attacks and a failing respiratory system, I wrote an article for Cracked.com about what it was like to be waiting indefinitely …
There Are No Strings On Me
Finally out of the fucking hospital and back at (my temporary) home, swollen and bruised but de-tubed. I wish I could say it went without incident, but we all know …
I Once Shot a Man in Reno…
… just to watch him get trapped in a Sisyphean cycle of medical department posturing and endless hospitalizations. In case it’s not obvious, I’m still stuck at Stanford. I’m less …
Folsom Prison Blues
OK, so, first off, no update on “The Lion, the Witch, and the Werewolf” this week. I’ve been stuck in the hospital since Tuesday and haven’t gotten around to it. …
Oh, Good. I’m Not Dead I Don’t Think.
On Monday, August 25, 2014, just as I was packing it up and getting ready to go to bed, I got a phone call. Even though my wife and I …