I’m Gonna Need My Own Zip Code

Still no updates worth sharing, really. I’m trucking along with my weight gain and officially broke 150 lbs. the other week, although my lardening up has slowed a bit since then. Still, I’m so fat I don’t fit into my wedding ring anymore! I hope this doesn’t mean I have to reset my relationship with my wife all over again. I’m not sure I can go back to holding in my farts.