Black Hole, Son! Now Available!

Excited about the paperback release of Neil Gaiman’s Norse Gods? Well, tough shit, ’cause that’s not until tomorrow. In the meantime, why not cozy up with an only slightly less crazy version of Thor Odinson and pick up Black Hole, Son! Now available everywhere!

We's all gonna die, yo!" explained Dr. Vanilla Ice II. "There's a black hole, son! And it's expanding right at us!"

That’s right, we got your Amazons, your Smashwordses. We got your autographed paperbacks right here. And, hey, if you ask your local bookstore nicely, they’ll probably have it too!

Following the events of Revenge-aroni, Thor Odinson and Queen Victoria XXX find themselves world famous and living high on the hog — assuming that hog is depressed, a little agoraphobic, and literally high. But then! Explosions! Punching! Some other stuff! Hijinks — and hilariousness and terrible awryness — ensue.

The fifth and final book in the Exponential Apocalypse series, this is my teary-eyed goodbye to the last ten years of my writing life. I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that I wouldn’t be writing at all right now if it wasn’t for EA, but that doesn’t change the fact that it’s time to move on.

At least until someone options the movie rights, that is.