THE END OF EVERYTHING FOREVER is here! The book, I mean, not, like, the actual end of the world. (At least, not yet, anyway.)
A massive 700+ pages, THE END OF EVERYTHING FOREVER collects all five EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE books, as well as all of the short stories, as well as a couple new stories, too! It’s literally everything you could ever want, if what you wanted was all the EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE books in one moderately-convenient volume, with cover art by April Guadiana and a foreword by Danger Slater.
Here’s the blurb:
Fallen gods. Cloned queens. Psychokinetic squirrels. Atomic werewolves. Hippie zombies. Jell-O monsters. Butter monsters. Booger monsters. An army of philosophers bent on world domination. A cybernetically-enhanced donut maker. The horned-up ghosts of elderly lady serial killers. The frozen head of Walt Sidney. Earthquakes. Fire tornados. A global volcanic winter. A supermassive extradimensional black hole. Dr. Vanilla Ice II.
And that’s literally not even the half of it.
Five books.
Seventeen stories.
More f-bombs than Microsoft Word can count.
Ten years of EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE are collected into a single volume, an omnibus that, like a stoner’s rug, ties everything together, from the first doomsday to the very last. THE END OF EVERYTHING FOREVER is a fifty-year epic of extinction events, the genre-spanning saga of a planet in perpetual peril, a world that can’t seem to stop itself from ending – and all the nihilists and nutcases, the anti-heroes and con artists and mad scientists and slackers, that keep trying to save it. Even if it is only because there’s nothing on TV that day.
“If The Avengers was written by Terry Pratchett and directed by Kevin Smith, you might end up in the same dimension as the Exponential Apocalypse series.” – Kat Clay, Radiant Attack
“The Exponential Apocalypse series is seriously imaginative and wild fun. Jumping from Norse gods to cloned former world leaders to telekinetic squirrels, the prose is deft and seamless. It keeps you laughing constantly without detriment to a consistent and engaging story line. Check it out before the world ends – again.” – David S. Atkinson, author of books such as Roses Are Red, Violets Are Stealing Loose Change from My Pockets While I Sleep
And here’s the link to get your copy today: The End of Everything Forever: an Exponential Apocalypse omnibus